I Really Didn't Want to Call the Police

Lu Lin: "Shen Zhiyao, what else would you do besides calling the police?" Shen Zhiyao: "I can also wash my boss's hair, drink wine for investors, and do data analysis for green tea interns." Lu Lin: "What else?" Shen Zhiyao: "And... I'll drink you into the hospital." Lu Lin: "... Come to my office tonight." Shen Zhiyao: "No, unless you wear the clothes of the cleaning lady."