Baby's Story Exposed: My Mother Used Lost Medical Books to Prop up the Table Legs

Jiang Suihan lived for four thousand years, witnessed dynasty changes, wrote famous posters handed down from generation to generation, and saved dying people. Now she just wants to be a mother in an old community and take care of her children for retirement. Until her five-year-old daughter Tangtang was selected to appear in a parent-child variety show, everything changed. On the first day of recording, Tangtang held up a yellowed torn book and shouted to the camera: "Mom said this table leg is the most stable!" In the live broadcast room, Shen Henian, a master of traditional Chinese medicine, had a heart attack on the spot: "Stop! That's the original version of the Qing Sang Sutra that has been lost for thousands of years!" Afterwards, the whole network went completely crazy: Is the scrap paper used by my mother's origami airplane an authentic work by Yan Zhenqing? The jar where my mother pickled pickles was from an official kiln in the Song Dynasty? There are even photos in the country's top-secret archives that show my mother posing with the founding father, and her appearance has not changed to this day! Medical experts, calligraphy and painting masters, and top tycoons all rushed into the live broadcast room, begging to come out: "Master, it's so hard for you to hide this from us!" Jiang Suihan: I really just want to be an ordinary person...