[Funny article + seeking death + no heroine]
When Wade Wilson, the little immortal bitch who loves to talk nonsense, got Cable's time machine... He accidentally bound it to a [death-seeking system]!
Can you become stronger just by being killed? Can't commit suicide? Oh, this is heaven tailor-made for him!
"System, start a journey of seeking death in the multiverse! The first stop: the Black Robe Guards!"
[You ran naked on the street to provoke the people of the motherland, and were cut in half by the 'people of the motherland' with heat beams. You died miserably! Combat power +1!
[You tried to put laxatives into Locomotive's energy drink, but he was smashed into a pulp by him at Mach 3! Combat power +1!
[You harassed the octopus girlfriend of the "deep sea", and he summoned a killer whale to swallow it into his belly, and then excreted it after half an hour of digestion! Combat power +1!
[You stole Soldier Boy's shield and used it to fry an egg in a pan, but was blown into ashes by his nuclear explosion! Combat power +1!
People from the motherland (collapsed and went crazy): "WTF?! Why can't I kill him?! Where did he get the red cockroach?!"
Billy Butcher (smoking a cigarette): "Listen, you pervert in a red tights, even though you're annoying, if you can help me kill those son-of-a-bitch 'superheroes', I'll kill you a hundred times for free!"
Starlight (Doubting Life): "He... Is he really a hero? Why is he doing a striptease while rescuing hostages?"
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From Blackjack to Gotham, from Transformers to the MonsterVerse.
Wade has only one goal: to anger the most powerful beings and make them kill themselves!
Reader comments
It looks good [Like] [Like] [Like] And I can guarantee that this was definitely not written by AI. AI cannot write the madness of Deadpool at all (I have used it and can only write a coward and coward who imitates Deadpool)
Yes, it's good-looking. It's what I want to read. It's a fan book about Deadpool. The important thing is that this book is about Deadpool himself traveling through time.
It's really good to watch, but because it was too cold, the author gave up. I'm really fed up, I'm really fed up. The plot setting of this Deadpool book is really the most awesome I've ever seen. It's really good-looking, and it's not written by AI. The plot is so awesome, and the character settings are also awesome, but why is it so cold? ! The author is definitely being manipulated by capital. I'm so desperate, I'm so painful, I'm so uncomfortable. It's obviously very good-looking. I want to read the Deadpool stories written by other authors, but the characters are not as good as this one. It's really cheap. I'm so painful, I'm so uncomfortable, I'm uncomfortable. It's really good-looking. Even if there are only more than 90 pictures, I have read them many times. Oh my god. Now, apart from longer novels, I have read them many times, but this is the only one. I have read them many times. I have no choice but to eat them coldly. In short, this book is really good-looking, super good-looking. Even if it only has more than 90 pictures, it is definitely enough to read for a while. It is very good-looking, and it is not particularly short. It's just too cold. It's really good to read [crying]
Very good, the writing is very consistent with Deadpool's crazy words.
It conforms to the characteristics of the comic book Deadpool and makes people laugh.
Nine or even ten points of deliciousness~
It looks good. This is definitely not written by AI. Only the human soul can write this crazy thing. It looks good. Write it quickly.
It's so beautiful, the author must not stop updating it.
It's nonsensical enough, I like it
It's interesting to take a look
The subject matter is very new and the writing style is also good.
Ok ok ok
Smiling makes my stomach hurt
Funniest thing I've ever seen
Great, come on, come on
Good, good, good, good
Will Deadpool's garrulousness and cunning behavior turn a lunatic into a normal person? [Thinking]
It's so beautiful, why is there no one there? This Deadpool is so Deadpool
Good book, really good. My admiration for the author is like the water of the Yellow River flowing incessantly and out of control!
It's funny, you can't imagine how hard it was for me to hold back laughter in bed in the middle of the night [face covering]
Leziwen, the experience card system is okay
It's pretty good, okay. But why do I feel like there are no black scenes?
It's very possible to be like that Deadpool traveling through all the worlds. It fits Deadpool's character very well.
It looks good [Like] [Like] [Like] And I can guarantee that this was definitely not written by AI. AI cannot write the madness of Deadpool at all (I have used it and can only write a coward and coward who imitates Deadpool)
Yes, it's good-looking. It's what I want to read. It's a fan book about Deadpool. The important thing is that this book is about Deadpool himself traveling through time.
It's really good to watch, but because it was too cold, the author gave up. I'm really fed up, I'm really fed up. The plot setting of this Deadpool book is really the most awesome I've ever seen. It's really good-looking, and it's not written by AI. The plot is so awesome, and the character settings are also awesome, but why is it so cold? ! The author is definitely being manipulated by capital. I'm so desperate, I'm so painful, I'm so uncomfortable. It's obviously very good-looking. I want to read the Deadpool stories written by other authors, but the characters are not as good as this one. It's really cheap. I'm so painful, I'm so uncomfortable, I'm uncomfortable. It's really good-looking. Even if there are only more than 90 pictures, I have read them many times. Oh my god. Now, apart from longer novels, I have read them many times, but this is the only one. I have read them many times. I have no choice but to eat them coldly. In short, this book is really good-looking, super good-looking. Even if it only has more than 90 pictures, it is definitely enough to read for a while. It is very good-looking, and it is not particularly short. It's just too cold. It's really good to read [crying]
Very good, the writing is very consistent with Deadpool's crazy words.
It conforms to the characteristics of the comic book Deadpool and makes people laugh.
Nine or even ten points of deliciousness~
It looks good. This is definitely not written by AI. Only the human soul can write this crazy thing. It looks good. Write it quickly.
It's so beautiful, the author must not stop updating it.
It's nonsensical enough, I like it
It's interesting to take a look
The subject matter is very new and the writing style is also good.
Ok ok ok
Smiling makes my stomach hurt
Funniest thing I've ever seen
Great, come on, come on
Good, good, good, good
Will Deadpool's garrulousness and cunning behavior turn a lunatic into a normal person? [Thinking]
It's so beautiful, why is there no one there? This Deadpool is so Deadpool
Good book, really good. My admiration for the author is like the water of the Yellow River flowing incessantly and out of control!
It's funny, you can't imagine how hard it was for me to hold back laughter in bed in the middle of the night [face covering]
Leziwen, the experience card system is okay
It's pretty good, okay. But why do I feel like there are no black scenes?
It's very possible to be like that Deadpool traveling through all the worlds. It fits Deadpool's character very well.
Okay, 10% awesome Klass. [Adoration][Adoration][Admiration]
It's pretty good to keep up with the big army, there's nothing bad about it.
It's good to read. You can write more reviews. I don't want to die suddenly while reading such a good book.
The most outrageous novel I have ever read, bar none 😡
It's awesome and fits the character of a little bitch very well.
It's very fun and fits the character very well. I must write it down.
Okay, funny but with heroic principles.