Qingyun feels that he is probably the worst Taoist priest in history.
The master kicked him down the mountain and gave him 200 yuan. The task was "to ask for 100 incense money before he can come back." As a result, as soon as he entered the city, he was taken to the police station by enthusiastic people because he chanted a spell to slay demons in front of a small advertisement that said "Rich woman spends a lot of money to ask for a child." When I was hungry, I wanted to give my lunch box a blessing of "abundance of grains". The lunch box exploded on the spot, and the director got a slap in the face - I was taught about feudal superstition for four hours.
Being penniless, his only way out is to go to a live broadcast company to interview as a "talent anchor". At the interview site, he used the "Five Ghosts to Luck Money Technique". Five paper figures carried the HR manager's wig and placed it neatly on the boss Su Xiaoran's desk. Su Xiaoran looked at the bald manager and decided on the spot: "I will go to work tomorrow and sign for ten years!"
In this way, a strange Taoist priest who relied on "Five-Year and Three-Year College Entrance Examination Simulation" as a secret book and firmly believed that "the way of heaven is a mathematical formula" started his urban live broadcast career. He told fortunes for fans, and it turned out that the other party was a senior member of the FFF group, and the charm spontaneously ignited on the spot; he performed "Spreading Beans to Create Soldiers", scattering popping candies, and summoned a room full of mini people who danced on the tip of their tongues; he used "Five Thunder Zhengfa" to charge electric cars, but the power was too high, and three of them exploded.
What's even more outrageous is that he discovered that all the gods in this world are in 996. Taibai Jinxing is the company's security guard, heaven has KPI assessment, the underworld has been transformed into "Mingtong Group", and Meng Po soup has become the Internet celebrity milk tea "Wang Zai Milk".
And when the Western pantheon declared a challenge to the Eastern Heaven on Weibo, Qingyun was urgently appointed as the "Heaven Strategic Deception Bureau"
