Something strange happened, and programmer Lin Bei traveled through time and became the Northeast Baojiaxian - a white hedgehog that was so fat that it became a ball. Binding a strange system, relying on strange props such as noisy spray, colorful dance hall lights and screaming chickens to treat various dissatisfaction. I originally wanted to be a salted fish immortal, but unexpectedly established a reputation as a "hard-core guardian immortal" and even recruited several apprentices. A ridiculous story begins.