[Metaphysics ➕ Feng Shui ➕ Fortune telling system ➕ Urban cultivation ➕ Gossip daily funny]
When Lin Xuan turned eighteen, he was kicked out of his home by his relatives.
It turns out that his dead parents are not his biological children, and neither is his dead grandma, so the house cannot be inherited by him.
Just when he was desperate, he was suddenly bound to a system called the fortune-telling system.
From then on, fortune-telling, fortune-telling, fortune-telling, feng shui and fortune-telling, seeking good fortune and avoiding misfortune, can be done at your fingertips.
From then on, Lin Xuan set up a fortune-telling stall to earn tuition. He told people that he had 511 fortune-tellings, and his starting price was 500. He was not allowed to pay for it.
At first, everyone thought it was too expensive, but later... People with thousands of dollars had to queue up to get it.
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Female executive of a listed company: Master, can my daughter be admitted to college when she grows up?
Lin Xuan: Your mother-in-law is playing mahjong. If you don't go back, she will drown...
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Female white-collar worker: Master, my boyfriend and I have been dating for three years. Will we get married?
Lin Xuan: Your boyfriend also has two girlfriends. One has been dating for four years, one has been dating for five years, and the other is in an ambiguous period. What do you think?
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Cheating Man: Master, how many sons will I have in this life?
Lin Xuan: You have no children in your life, only a daughter.
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College student: Master, I have been dreaming lately, dreaming that I have breasts. Could it be that my breasts miss me?
Lin Xuan: She said you were an unworthy descendant, and you even burned fake paper money.
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Licking Dog: Master, I just like that woman and don't want to break up with her. Is there no other way?
Lin Xuan: Her horoscope will defeat you. You will never make a fortune if you stay with her for the rest of your life.
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There are advantages and disadvantages. The subject matter is good, but the writing style is average and the interesting points are not dense enough. I would like to give the author four stars for more updates.
Give me one more star to scare you
It's very good, but it's too short. It should be updated with 10,000 words every day.