I Get Weird in Journey to the West, Leaving All the Gods and Buddhas Freaking Out

Absurd, hilarious, dark Tang Sanzang

“I'm the real Wukong! He's the fake!”

Ding Yi pulls out a Gatling gun and opens fire. Six-Eared Macaque drops on the spot.

“Master, how did you know he was a fake?”

“Oh, I just picked one at random. Hurry up and move on to the next trial. I'm in a rush!”

“Wukong, let go of that demon! Let your master handle it!”

“Master, that woman looked like she might be a demon, but she might also have been human. Why did you kill her without even asking?”

“Silence! How could a mere mortal like you see through the White Bone Demon?”