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A history professor died suddenly on the podium. When he opened his eyes, he became a baby who had just turned one year old during the reign of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
Full of knowledge? It's no use, all I can say is "babble".
Full of strategic plans for the Huns? It's useless, my hands can only grab the rattle.
I thought I could only live as a Han Dynasty baby waiting to die—
Until his words "Yeah... Hung... Zuo... Yeah" were heard by Wei Qing who was passing by.
Three days later, the Han army was victorious and beheaded three thousand people.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was shocked: This is the golden boy of national destiny given to me by God!
From then on, the entire Weiyang Palace had only one task: to coax this milk baby and make him talk more!
Lack of milk? The imperial dining room delivers goat milk urgently over 800 miles away!
Crying? Wei Qing and Huo Qubing took turns making faces, just asking Milkman to point out the marching direction!
Sneezed? All members of the Imperial Medical Office were on standby, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty personally administered the medicine!
One morning in the morning, all the civil and military officials in the court knelt down to listen to a milk baby's "babbling" and then frantically recorded it.
The Xiongnu Chanyu was silent after receiving the information: "The highest military secret of the Han Dynasty... Is the cry of a baby?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty held the baby in his arms and said with high spirits: "I have this son, and the destiny of the Han Dynasty will be prosperous for all generations!"
