Qin Yuan, the thirty-seventh-generation head of a secluded sect, has spent twenty years cultivating and mastered every one of the eighteen martial arts.
His master said, “Go down the mountain, experience the world, blend into ordinary life, and complete your mission before you can inherit the sect’s supreme treasure.”
The mission: Earn the approval of one hundred thousand people in the mortal world.
I thought, how hard could that be?
But on my very first day down the mountain, a guy named Chen He roped me into a variety show.
Escape room? I split the wall open with one palm.
Fitness test? I casually broke the world record.
Wilderness survival? I caught a bear with my bare hands and brought it back as a pet.
The production crew cried, “Bro, this is a variety show, not a martial arts movie!”
The whole internet went crazy: Is this guy using special effects, or is he for real?!
All I want to say is: Master, wasn’t this mission way too easy? One hundred thousand people’s approval? I’ve got over a hundred million followers now...
