I, a former 996 community animal, traveled through time and became a member of Team Rocket in the Pokémon world. Tired of being a villain, I chose to be a mess and just want to live a retired life of farming and fishing every day. Who would have known that the wild Magikarp I raised was Kyogre's trumpet, and the Vulpix I picked up lived for eight hundred years, and I just cooked a few home-cooked meals for them, and the entire villain organization was inexplicably "peacefully evolved" by me. The strongest champion, Du, came to my door, pointed at the base that my guys had demolished into ruins, and asked me, "Is this what you call indifference to the world?"
