I, Lu Xinghe, was a dumped stand-up comedian before I transmigrated, and became a good-for-nothing young master on the run from assassins afterward.
A lousy System appeared in my head, forcing me to speak: if I wasn't funny enough, I'd die!
Luckily, my golden finger is this: make people laugh, and my jokes become reality.
A useless constitution? No problem. One line from me can make a mighty cultivator laugh so hard he drops his sword.
Surrounded by beauties? The haughty young lady, the mysterious fortune-teller, the scheming girl, the sharp-tongued little girl... the female supporting characters are all lining up to appear.
I only wanted to be a happy comedian in another world, but then I discovered I'd transmigrated into the novel I'd written myself...
And in this novel, the protagonist is destined to die.
