[Spiritual Qi Revival] [Mythology] [Humor] [Urban]
The night he was laid off, Wu Yu just wanted to take his N+1 severance package and lie flat.
His former coworkers all called him "Mr. Speechless" because he was more stubborn than his code.
Who knew that downstairs from the office, a faceless woman would use his employee badge to unlock the entrance, and that beside an overpass, an old Daoist would sell him The Eighteen Proper Bone-Reading Techniques for 9.9 yuan?
From then on, his late-night bone-reading stall opened for business.
He read a beauty's bones and revealed a nine-tailed demoness.
He read his boss's bones and revealed a skin-stealing demon.
He read a magical artifact and unearthed a brick just like the one used by the patriarch.
The Demon Suppression Bureau accused him of operating illegally, the demon market put him third on its wanted list, and the Demon Worship Cult wanted nothing more than to tear his bones apart.
Wu Yu spread his hands. "This Daoist offers legitimate bone-reading, with no after-sales service."
Until the gates of the Mountains and Seas opened, mythology revived, and all the demons and monsters in the city knelt before his stall, calling him Celestial Master.
Note: The cultivation levels for human cultivators, Daoist sects, and the Demon Suppression Bureau are: Mortal, Eye-Opening, Dao-Entering, Profound Mystery, True Person, Celestial Master, Guardian, and so on;
The level system for demons, ghosts, and strange old objects is: Shadow-Seen, Body-Entwining, Life-Taking, Domain-Forming, City-Calamity, and World-Forbidden.
