Su Xiaotang is about to lose her mind.
As if being reincarnated as a three-and-a-half-year-old toddler weren't enough, now she has to act like an adorable little sweetheart every day.
System: "Host, pretend you can't reach the candied hawthorn."
Su Xiaotang: [Do you believe I can lift a cauldron with one hand?]
System: "Host, blush when someone calls you cute."
Su Xiaotang: [Do you believe I just slapped a Golden Core cultivator flying?]
She carefully hides her strength, hoping only to loaf around Qingyun Sect until the end of her days.
After all, her master is a frail old Golden Core cultivator, and her senior brothers and sisters are all ordinary cultivators.
She has to protect this family.
Then one day, the Demonic Cult attacks the mountain.
She clenches her tiny fists, ready to fight to the death, only to see:
Her master, who always says, "Your master is in poor health," slap the Demonic Cult leader to death.
Her second senior sister, who can't even lift a bucket, raise her hand and wipe out a hundred thousand demonic soldiers.
Her honest, down-to-earth senior brother point his sword at the sky and declare, "Who dares lay a hand on my little junior sister?"
Clutching her baby bottle, Su Xiaotang trembles:
So... I'm the one who needs protecting after all.