Senior Brother, Your Nezha Wrecked the House Again

Name: Senior Brother, Your Nezha Wrecked the House Again
Author: Qilin Emperor

师兄，你家哪吒又拆家了

by Qilin Emperor (麒麟帝君)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 326k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
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A thousand years ago, I was a young attendant at Golden Light Cave on Mount Qianyuan.

He was our master's most prized disciple. He slew a dragon at six, stirred up the sea at seven, and killed countless enemies in the Investiture of the Gods War.

Everyone was afraid of him. Only I knew he would sneak our master's candied hawthorns, blow up the alchemy furnace, and practice spear forms in the back hills until dawn, refusing to come down.

Later, I was reincarnated, while he waited on the Investiture of the Gods for a thousand years.

When we met again, he came swooping down on his Wind-Fire Wheels and burned the Gui Xu Society's altar to ashes. Then he turned to me and said

“Senior Brother, I missed you. I've been looking for you for so long.”

Before I could get emotional, he added, “Senior Brother, we're out of ice cream in the fridge.”

...All right, then.

He's still the same Nezha.

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