A Plain Girl with a Harem of Admirers? No, Thanks!

[An unconventional sweet story, slice of life, lighthearted and funny. Thanks to the readers who get the author’s humor. I’m terrible at writing blurbs, so please head to the main story]

Zhao Han was an utterly ordinary police officer.

She was pretty, but not beautiful.

She was aloof and hated trouble.

When it came to relationships, she lived by three rules

Make no promises, accept no advances, take no responsibility.

And yet, her ex had gotten a vasectomy and stayed chaste for her for six years. A college classmate had secretly loved her for years without daring to confess, and even her friend’s younger brother was completely wrapped around her finger.

She had no idea.

Or rather, she had no interest in knowing.

Until one day...

“Zhao Han, I had a dream. The world in it was a book, and you were the only person who wouldn’t betray me.”

Zhao Han: ?

Why does this plot sound so wrong?

Even stranger

Her ex lived downstairs, her colleague lived across the hall, and her friend’s younger brother kept “running into” her every day.

All she wanted was to solve cases in peace, eat some spicy hot pot noodles, and go home to sleep.

A whole crowd of admirers? She didn’t want them.

Romantic luck? It was a nuisance.

But none of these men had any intention of letting her go.

[Reader’s note] The heroine isn’t saintly or lovesick. The story is all about “you chase, I run.” A slow-burn push and pull, with a guaranteed “I can’t believe I fell for this” moment.