Shadiao Plug-In, Let Me Shine People's Shoes

[The No. 1 Shoeshine in the Shit World] [Recommended to listen to books (˶ｰ`֊´ｰ)] [The author is mentally ill, this book is extremely ridiculous, and I am not responsible for laughing to death. I, Chen Feichai, am a street novel writer. After writing cool novels for three years, I realized a truth: the protagonist only needs to die. So I arranged one for myself. Boom! Goldfinger arrives—— My index finger turned shit yellow, and everything I touched changed, and the smell went straight to the sky. Side Effects: Whenever someone orders me to "shine their shoes," I will uncontrollably squat down and turn that person's shoes into... You know. With this "golden finger", I passively polished my shoes, took the initiative to fight, won cars, accepted teammates, joined the association, and fought back all the way from F-level waste. I discovered that feces can absorb heavy metals, lightning can restore all things, and writing can be programmed to transform—— This is not a golden finger, this is a walking purifier. Mutant lairs, polluted areas across the country, underground wars among ability users, heritage of former civilizations... When everyone wants to take away my ability, I just want to say this: "Don't order me to polish your shoes, or I'll make you covered in yellow." This is the most disgusting cheat in history, and the only cheat that can save the world. Chen Feichai, a street writer, asked for shoes online. (Reminder: Please do not eat while reading)