Five washed-up veterans return to 2024 and discover their biggest problem isn’t that they can’t play the current meta. It’s that their hands are as slow as if their phone bills have gone unpaid.
The good news: They awaken a System.
The bad news: The divine item it gives them is a thermos.
Even worse: They really do need to steep goji berries in it.
And so the most outrageous team in LPL history is born.
Other teams pick their starters by their gamer tags. This team picks theirs by their blood pressure.
Other teams call timeouts over equipment problems. They call them because the water isn’t hot enough.
Other teams study the meta’s winning formula. They study the ideal ratio of goji berries.
Other teams hold scrims at their training facilities. Their base hosts tea parties for retired cadres.
Other teams shout “Go, go, go!” when they team-fight. They shout, “Don’t rush, let me have a sip of water.”
The whole internet mocks them:
“Is LGD a team or a retirement home?”
Then the match begins:
A tower dive at three minutes.
A Void Grub fight at six.
Atakhan at twenty.
Baron at twenty-five.
The enemy base falls at twenty-nine.
TES is left speechless.
The casters are dumbfounded.
The chat laughs until it falls to its knees.
Because they finally realize:
These old geezers haven’t come back to relive their youth.
They’re here to teach the young ones a lesson.
The daily life of this book is better than I imagined. Hot pot, thermos cup, bitter melon and wolfberry water, these things look like they are really living and training together. Not only five IDs appear in the game, especially after winning, they have to review the game. It is so real.
Some parts of the story are really cool. For example, a thermos cup of hot water can restore peak condition. This setting definitely does not exist in reality, but the author is quite restrained. He did not write that he would kill five people immediately after taking one sip. Instead, he had to calculate when to drink, who to drink, and which resource group to cover after drinking. I can accept this treatment.
The hot water in the thermos cup can restore the peak state. This setting is unexpected. The author is quite restrained. He did not write that he would kill five people immediately after taking one sip. Instead, he had to calculate when to drink it, who drank it, and which resource group was covered after drinking it. This treatment is enough to show that the author is a real creative master.
The thermos cup contains not only wolfberry, but also an open e-sports class for LPL juniors.
The contrast between the pension team is full, and the veterans defeat the new generation with their seasoned strength.
Five elderly comrades reunited. The story has a clear development context, strict logic, and is beautiful to watch!
The images of several veterans are vividly portrayed, including thermos cups and wolfberry water. They complained while talking about training tomorrow. This scene seemed to let me see what life is like!
The rich joint combat experience between the brothers is a particularly exciting point to watch!
The story is told eloquently and will be unforgettable for a long time after reading it!
Veteran Cadre Activity Center, this metaphor is humorous, I like it!