What is the biggest lie in the world of immortality? Is it immortality? No, it's "You can soar as long as you work hard."
Pei Wangxian traveled to the Zhou Dynasty and found that he was a poor scholar with no spiritual roots. Here, cultivating immortals does not depend on talent but on organizational structure. To seek enlightenment, it is better to take a public exam!
Faced with the immortal sect's powerful monopoly on resources and the imperial examination system that involves life and death, he was penniless and accidentally bound to the "defence-breaking merit system" - as long as those sanctimonious hypocrites are pissed off, he can obtain spiritual stones, magic weapons and intelligence! As a result, the style of painting in the world of immortality changed suddenly:
When the elder denounced the deterioration of the world, Pei Wangxian took out his abacus on the spot: "The accounts of the 30,000 spiritual stones you embezzled last month don't seem to be correct?"
When the villain showed off the best elixir, Pei Wangxian took out the shopping link with his backhand: "Fellow Taoist, do you want one of the fake ones that cost 9 yuan with free shipping?"
When everyone was fighting for the list, he hugged the greedy fox demon and said, "Don't be involved, I just want to open a grocery store and make some money." This is a hilarious story of a stingy scholar who is full of talkative people. He fights his way through the hypocritical world of scholars and immortals by picking things off and insulting people, and finally becomes the boss behind the scenes.
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