Tang Langpu, a Sichuan businessman, owes twenty million and jumps off a building to escape his creditors. When he wakes up, he’s become Yuan Shu from the Three Kingdoms. The good news is that this is a wildly reimagined version of New Three Kingdoms, packed with iconic scenes and outrageous antics.
Other transmigrators: recruit the worthy and vie for control of the Central Plains.
Him: start an insurance company, wage a tariff war, issue “Yuan bonds,” livestream sales at the city gates, kowtow to the imperial seal, lend Sun Ce money at exorbitant interest, and send Lu Bu a job offer…
“Nobody understands warfare better than me!”
“Make the Han great again! MAGA!”
“Road tolls? We call that a protection fee. Seems perfectly reasonable, right?”
“Want to sign a contract? Thirty percent annual interest, compounded. Don’t want to sign? Borrow somewhere else.”
Nobody in this world understands winning better than me. Seriously, I’m winning so hard.
Tags: Three Kingdoms, transmigration, lighthearted comedy, running gags, trope subversion, business genius, master of trash talk
