[Warm nanny + hardcore apocalypse + baby language translation + national support + professional crushing]
Gu Beichen, director of tertiary-level pediatrics, died suddenly in the duty room. When he opened his eyes, he was reborn in a parallel world in the body of a waste with the same name.
Comes with a bonus talent - full-level analysis of baby language.
All the babies' cries are high-definition simultaneous interpretation in his ears.
He thought he would live a peaceful life relying on his craftsmanship, until he picked up a fat, white dumpling at the entrance of the orphanage.
When Tuanzi cried, what he heard was: "Daddy, there is a big bug on the bottom of the sea that is coming up to eat people!"
Tuanzi smiled, and the 43-meter deep sea monster turned into ashes in ten seconds.
Tuanzi burped, all the firewalls in the eastern theater were paralyzed, and all the screens broadcast live underwater scenes.
Tuanzi took a nap, and the carapace, which could not be penetrated by armor-piercing bullets, shattered into powder from the inside.
Gu Beichen walked into the police station holding the nuclear bomb that could be detonated at any time: "Comrade police, I want to surrender."
From then on, the three-star generals served as his bodyguards, the whole country provided him with milk powder, and the special forces lined up to learn how to burp.
The whole world thought that what he held in his arms was the most important weapon of the country.
Only Gu Beichen knows——
This thing feeds milk once every three hours, changes diapers every two hours, cries at three o'clock in the morning, and lifts the 43-meter giant beast. The first thing it says is "Daddy, I want to eat apple puree."
Put him to sleep once = save a city.
Burp once = national defense level strategic deployment.
The water temperature for making milk powder is one degree off = the most expensive medical accident in the country.
Gu Beichen: I am probably the first father in my life to be protected by the state because my child pooped.
