[One heroine, multiple love interests and a battlefield of romantic rivals + reborn + Fun-Lover System + every kind of domineering CEO + pure-love yandere lunatics + entertainment industry + wilderness survival + no rivalry between women + good people get rewarded, bad people are publicly humiliated] This is purely the fantasy of an honest person who was driven to the brink, finally let loose, and turned dark while still staying firmly within the law.
The writing leans toward everyday slice-of-life, with a running-account style. Revenge isn’t the goal. Getting things for free, winning without lifting a finger, and doing the bare minimum to become the biggest winner are the true objectives. The heroine is doted on without question. She only has to be herself; other people will bring her all the attention she needs.
After being reborn, Song Zhiyi binds herself to a chatty System. That very night, she turns into an Emei Mountain monkey, rips off her crooked agent’s toupee, exposes their chat logs, and sends them trending, where they’re publicly humiliated across the internet. The next day, she calls out a lecherous deputy director on set and trends as “Honey Badger Sis.” On the third day, she painlessly dumps her crooked agent and former company without paying a cent in breach fees, and an award-winning actor personally brings her a new contract with a seventy-thirty split in her favor...
Trending topics, solo stans, and ship fans: she welcomes them all. Variety shows, movies, and TV dramas: success in every field. A collection of chaotic romantic rivalries featuring award-winning actors, top-tier stars, wealthy heirs, and scions of prestigious families. Best Actress winners, true heiresses, and agents are all her number-one career fans.
Pei Jin: “She turned into a honey badger and bit me. She loves me.” Shen Juan: “She turned into a capybara and glared at me. Big Sis loves me.” Bo Wang: “She turned into a cockroach to scare me. She loves me.” Shi Yan: “She turned into a monkey and stole my watch. She loves me.”
Lu Xiaoxi: “Xiaoxi will work hard to grow stronger and protect the best Zhizhi in the world.” Shen Qingtan: “Men? Hilarious. Zhiyi is my first choice.” Jiang Yuhan: “Zhiyi has a problem with you? Maybe take a look at yourself first.”
Song Zhiyi, in her cobra form: “Let them fight over it. I want to see which idiot is secretly throwing apple cores at the giant pandas.”
