The supernatural has returned, and ghosts roam the night. While everyone else drops to their knees and begs for mercy at the sight of a ghost, Su Mu looks at the red-clad vengeful spirit before him and pulls out an employment contract. “Don’t let your hair hang loose during work hours. It’s terrible for our cemetery’s image. Now go scrub the big restroom!”
That’s because he’s bound to the [Underworld Enterprise Management System]. As long as he’s within the cemetery grounds, he’s the absolute boss!
A century-old zombie attacks?
Su Mu: “You’re as sturdy as rebar. It’d be a waste not to work in construction. Put on a security uniform and go trim the grass on those graves!”
A vampire sneaks in?
Su Mu: “Hanging upside down from the ceiling? Great, that saves me the cost of a crystal chandelier. Stay right there and glow for me!”
A thousand-year-old tree demon refuses to leave?
Su Mu: “I’ll fire up my yin-energy excavator, yank you out by the roots, turn you into a potted plant, and put you in the plaza as a wishing tree!”
In just a few months, the once-dilapidated Yellow Springs Cemetery has become utterly unrecognizable.
It now has an immersive escape room themed around the Eighteen Levels of Hell, express cross-border shipping via the Bridge of Forgetfulness, and bungee jumping over the River of Forgetfulness.
When a fully armed demon-slaying squad kicks down the cemetery gates, braced for battle as they prepare to clear out a den of evil, they see vengeful ghosts in miniskirts handing out flyers and a thousand-year-old painted-skin demon frantically crunching numbers on an abacus.
The squad leader breaks down: “What kind of forbidden ground is this? It’s one of the underworld’s top hundred corporations!”
Su Mu nudges up his gold-rimmed glasses and smiles. “Demon-slayer, you’ve got a dark aura between your brows. Would you like to hear about our ‘Premium Rebirth Package, 20% Off’?”
The ghosts all say the same thing: “Go anywhere you like, just don’t go to Yellow Springs Cemetery. The boss there isn’t human!”
