Standing before you now is the Shu Han prince of a different surname, a Chosen of Slaanesh, the owner of a diamond-enchanted pickaxe, an industrial-strength walking air conditioner, and the people's spokesperson.
▎ Lü Bu, the first time he met him: Where is Diao Chan!
▎ Lü Bu, the second time he met him: You even ran off with my daughter and my wife!?
▎ Lü Bu, the third time he met him: What do you mean, you want me too?
Since ancient times, all of Shu Han has been gay. Now that I, Chen Qi, have arrived, the sky is clear and Shu Han's name is finally set straight. Xuande, from now on you handle the men, and I'll handle the women. Add in Zhuge Liang's eternal fame, and the most invincible Shu Han is on its way.
