The Gods Begged Me: Stop Updating the Textbook, We Can’t Take It Anymore

[Core tagline]

"After I die, there will be no gods left in this world."

[Synopsis]

Shen Zhou is diagnosed with Godfall Syndrome. He has 72 hours left.

The school gives him two choices:

Get off campus and wait to die.

Hand over his ancestral cultivation manual and die painlessly.

Shen Zhou chooses a third option.

He walks into the library, throws Nine Yin Manual, Nine Yang Divine Skill, and Tendon Transformation Classic into the trash, then writes three formulas on the blackboard:

F=ma

E=mc²

S=V₀t+½at²

That day, facing thousands of martial arts prodigies, he says something crazy:

"Stop training. Keep at it, and you won't even be worthy of putting my shoes on."

The grandmasters of the great clans fly into a rage and try to cripple his cultivation.

Shen Zhou merely adjusts his glasses and looks at them coldly:

"Your Xuanwu Fist has had its force sequence wrong for 300 years, and your center of gravity is off by 2.3 degrees."

"Your Celestial Realm, and what you call its domain, is nothing more than magnetic field interference from middle-school physics."

"Your Godfall Technique, in my eyes, is just a bunch of brain-tumor-afflicted monkeys dancing."

At that moment, the countdown on his wrist stops.

His phone vibrates frantically with notifications from the [Urban Deity Forum].

The God of War sends him a private message: "Boss, stop posting! If you keep this up, the gods will go extinct before the Twilight of the Gods even begins!"

Looking at the martial arts legends kneeling before him, Shen Zhou speaks calmly:

"Now, turn to page one of your textbooks."

"Today's lesson is how to kill gods."

[Also known as]

"Stop Training, Your Martial Arts Are All Bugs"