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Others are the emperors of heaven, who rule the three realms, and thousands of immortals come to court.
I, the Emperor of Heaven, flipped through the ledger during the enthronement ceremony:
Treasury spiritual stones: -30,000,000 pieces.
The Heavenly Soldiers' salary arrears: 8,000.
Divine Whip: It was taken away by Master Yuanshi Tianzun and said to be "kept for safekeeping".
The number of civil and military officials in the Manchu Dynasty should be 365, but the actual number is 47. Half of them are fellow disciples of Jiejiao who I defeated back then, and the other half are fellow disciples of Jiejiao who defeated me back then.
Taibai Jinxing asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, the abdication process is not complicated..."
I took a deep breath, picked up the imperial pen, and added a sentence to the imperial edict:
"As of today, Tianting is officially bankrupt and reorganized; all the gods of the former Tianting have been transformed into founding employees of the 'Three Realms Public Service Co., Ltd.' On the spot; their seniority has been cleared, their performance has been recalculated, food and accommodation are included, and there is no basic salary. They have merit."
Buddhism sent envoys to collect debts, but I turned back and recovered their 8,000-year incense tax.
The Dragon King of the Four Seas gave me a plaque with the message "Huge Profits", and I ordered someone to hang it on the Nantian Gate and change it to the slogan of Tianting Bank.
Sun Wukong came over and asked, "How can you, the Emperor of Heaven, behave like my old grandson causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"
I said: "Great Sage, what you are doing is destruction, what I am doing is: legal disintegration."
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The saint said that I had disturbed the foundation of heaven.
The three emperors remained silent in the Fire Cloud Cave.
Empress Nuwa sent someone to bring a piece of sycamore leaf.
Even my master couldn't help but ask: "What on earth do you want to do?"
I said, "Master, you taught me that practicing Taoism is to protect the common people. I just changed my approach."
