The Whole Internet Is a Gangster, Relying on Fortune-Telling to Become Popular in the Entertainment Industry

[Entertainment + eating melons + metaphysics + sand sculptures + cool articles] Sang Yu, a metaphysics boss, has transformed into a fool in the entertainment industry who is black on the Internet, and was forced by the company to appear on a celebrity survival variety show. Desert island survival? Others were so hungry that they gnawed the tree bark, so Sang Yu threw three stones casually: "There are trees growing in the water, fifty meters ahead, and hares are about to appear." The next second, a fat hare crashed straight into the tree trunk in front of her. Black fans all over the internet: What the fuck? Is this horse riding a realistic version of waiting for the rabbit? ! This woman should open her mouth! The green tea heroine is trying to frame her? As soon as Sang Yu opened his eyes, he looked at the blood-red barrage above her head and smiled slightly: "Your hall is dark, your peach blossoms are evil, and you will be struck by lightning in five minutes." As soon as he finished speaking, there was a bolt from the blue, and Green Tea was electrocuted on the spot and turned into a killer! An unscrupulous boss wants to hide the rules? Sang Yu posted a mantra talisman, and the boss immediately started a live broadcast and burst into tears: "I evaded 500 million in taxes, and I secretly cheated 13 celebrities..." Everyone on the Internet said: Master Sang, if you make more explosions, children will love to watch it! Later... The top movie star knocked on the door late at night: "Master Sang, I have been dreaming about female ghosts recently, help me!" CEOs of wealthy families lined up and knelt down to beg: "Master Sang, I beg you to help me do Feng Shui for 100 million! Sang Yu looked at the long string of zeros in his bank card and spread his hands helplessly: I really just want to eat in peace, how can I become the first person in domestic entertainment metaphysics?