Deep in debt for 4.2 million, with nowhere left to turn, I hide in the barren mountains,
only to stumble upon the Great Sage Equal to Heaven being hounded by a troop of monkeys for payment!
The Victorious Fighting Buddha is so broke he's gnawing on wild fruit. The Heavenly Court has cut his pay and withheld his salary, and the monkeys are short eight million for food!
I whip out a contract: I'll develop the scenic area, I'll run it, and you'll work for me. Five million a year, meals and lodging included!
And from then on...
The Great Sage who once wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace becomes the security director who clocks in at my scenic park!
Millions of spirit monkeys report for work, and real NPCs leave the internet's special effects in the dust!
Predatory capitalists come to seize the mountain? The Great Sage knocks them off it with one swing of his staff!
Supernatural chaos causes trouble? The cultural tourism System purifies it and seals it away!
Me, an ordinary entrepreneur,
putting all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens to work and squeezing every last perk out of the Three Realms!
I build the greatest Journey to the West cultural tourism empire and get outrageously rich!
Hire the Great Sage from the start, and put every immortal to work!
No suffering, no abuse of the protagonist, and pure satisfaction from beginning to end!
Language humor! The great sage devotes himself to the live broadcast business!