Easygoing laughs · Smart characters · Relentless banter
A sharp-tongued System + a hot-tempered patriarch + a true disciple forced to put on a show
"Don't panic. Let me check today's gossip first!"
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After transmigrating as a true disciple of Xiaoyao Peak, Lin Le has his own cave dwelling and spirit stones, with senior brothers and sisters looking out for him and junior brothers and sisters hanging on his every word.
Isn't this the dream life of lying flat?
Lin Le decides: Cultivate? Why bother? All I want is to lounge in a hammock on the back mountain, snack on melon seeds, watch the gossip, and coast until I die.
When the System finally arrives, it turns out to be sharp-tongued and immediately calls him a good-for-nothing.
The System's function: reveal three earth-shattering secrets every day!
Who's having an affair with whom, which genius has a flaw in their cultivation method, the Criminal Affairs Hall's shady dealings... With information that crushes the competition, it's an absolute blast.
But Lin Le only wants to enjoy the gossip and watch the show, while trouble keeps coming to his door.
"What do I do if I can't beat them?"
--Call the patriarch!!!
The patriarch's phantom smacks the enemy flying, then turns around and beats Lin Le until he's yelping:
"You unfilial descendant! I was in seclusion, and you called me out to deal with a nobody at Foundation Establishment?!"
Lin Le: "...System, how about I just keep lying flat?"
System: "Lie flat and wait to die? You even have to pick a comfortable position to die in, huh?"
Enjoy the juiciest gossip, take the nastiest beatings, and summon the most hot-tempered patriarch.
Watch as this fun-loving idler turns his life around while slacking off in the cultivation world!
