Journey to the West: My Father, Sun Wukong, and My Mother, Liu Tianxian

My father is Sun Wukong and my mother is Liu Tianxian. Don't ask how they got together. The question is that when Heavenly Court went bankrupt, it could not even pay wages, and all the gods and Buddhas in the sky went their separate ways. My father went down to work as a young master in Shang K and met my mother who was not yet popular at the time. Mom said she wanted to give birth to a monkey for the great sage, and dad agreed, and the result was me! So I am not only a second-generation god but also a second-generation star! Originally, I just wanted to live in peace and wait for death. Until I discovered that this world only recognizes money, and RMB is the only true god. Rich people's farts are all truth, and those without money's farts are all farts. So I decided. I will rebuild heaven. I want to be the Jade Emperor myself. I'm going to make new divine rules. I want to make this world truly fair, righteous, and just. I'm going to burp... Bitten to death by a roaring dog.