An Expert in Baby Talk: Every Tang Prince Calls Me Auntie

[No romance for the heroine + adorable kids + Tang dynasty + royal family + raising a child + lighthearted + feel-good + parenting]

Su Tingxue dies by a hair's breadth while taking her postgraduate entrance exam and transmigrates. The System asks her to pick a language skill as her starting equipment. Sobbing, she shouts, "English!" The System hears "baby talk." Baby talk: max level. When she wakes up, she's a lowly maid transferred from the laundry bureau to the Taiji Palace of the Tang dynasty. Li Shimin stands before her, holding a little prince crying as if the world were ending. Three rounds of imperial physicians say he has digestive problems, five wet nurses have been replaced for claiming he's impossible to raise, and the former nanny has filled thirty-seven bamboo-scroll volumes without finding a pattern. Su Tingxue listens closely and says, "The jade pendant is poking his belly! Do you grown-ups have ears just for decoration?" She reaches into the lining of the swaddling cloth and pulls out a piece of white jade. The crying stops at once. From then on, everyone else hears a baby bawling, while she hears the precise complaints of a sharp-tongued little old man.

"Is that old man an idiot? Why'd he put a rock on my belly?"

"His seat is so hard. It must hurt his butt too."

"The wet nurses before smelled so bad, all that powder stings my nose. You don't sting."

Su Tingxue: Thank you for the good review. Could you give me five stars? It'll help me get a permanent position.