My name is Chen Shi, Erdong Chen, honest Shi.
I was a real estate agent in my previous life. When he opened his eyes again, he transformed into the mountain god of Wuzhishan.
You start with a ruined temple, the statue is missing half its head, and mushrooms grow in the corners. Plus a God's Loan - the annualized interest rate is 36%, and the repayment method: the principal doubles every quarter.
Before I could take a breath, the Tianting Comprehensive Management Office came to my door - "The barren mountain has been idle for more than three months, and the land deed has been taken back. Within three days, there must be a demon on the mountain."
Three days. Where can one find residents on a rotten hilltop that even monsters dislike?
If it were someone else, they'd be waiting to die. If it were me, wouldn't this be accurate customer acquisition?
Cuiyun Mountain next door is built on the basis of the second generation of the genuine God, and the rent is so expensive that it makes you scold your mother. I drew an investment brochure overnight - a low-density cave, a single-family house, facing south, and close to the cultural landscape of Monkey King. The first phase of signing is free of property fees.
As for whether the Monkey King agrees with the platform? I talked to the monkey pinned at the foot of the mountain for half an hour. From awnings to paying for knowledge, from the actual review of Upheaval in Heaven to the Monkey Monkey Sun Pension Fund. The final deal: 64%. He is six and I am four.
Wuzhishan Dasheng Cultural Industrial Park was officially opened.
I thought I was doing development in a fairyland. It was only later that I discovered that the pitfall of the gods' loans was deeper than I thought - there were several mountain gods within a hundred miles of land who "had their land deeds taken back after expiration, and their people disappeared." And Minister Zhao, who was lending money, was staring at my hilltop that was just starting to improve.
What he wants is the land deeds of all the mountain gods.
As for me, I worked as an intermediary in my previous life, and I will still work as an intermediary in this life. I sold my house in my previous life, but in this life - I plan to settle the entire fairy world's bad debts.
