My System Is Satellite?

[Funny] [Self-trap] [Ancient times] [Lie flat] [Ning Chen] [Invisible] Datang? Great fortune! Daliang? Great coolness! Zhu Wen? Zhu asked! Which parallel world have I been thrown into? It looks like the troubled times of the Five Dynasties, and nothing is right. Forget it, let's just hang on to our lives and lie down in peace. Fortunately, the starting identity is strong enough: The only son of the fierce general of Great Liang, I was once the queen's confidant. She has been a hardcore dog-legger with the prince since childhood. As long as the Great Liang survives and the emperor doesn't go crazy like Zhu Wen, life will be stable. What's even better is that we also have the satellite Sky Eye system nearby, which we can rely on to make some small plans and fish safely. Who knows that every time you make a careful calculation, you will be the one who gets tricked in the end. A hero saved a beauty but turned into a big pervert who offended the beauty. He was beaten by the prince, beaten by the elder sister, and forced into marriage by my mother! Am I wronged? But right after that, I had to help select the Crown Princess, but the Crown Princess's crazy brother who was the sister-in-law took a copy of it and got slapped! And this happens one after another! How can I live like this! It's all that beautiful woman's fault! You bad guy! Ever since I saved you, I have been unlucky! What... Why did you chase me to my house? There was no life-threatening danger in the whole process, just the daily routine of the unlucky guy who couldn't laugh or cry. What's even more outrageous is that every time I screw myself up, God always gives me a bigger cookie. The pit is really pitiful, and the sweetness is really sweet.