I, Lin Feng, travel through the Ming Dynasty, and my lifelong wish is only two words: lie down!
But Zhu Yuanzhang and my cheating AI system obviously disagree.
I wanted to cook to fill my stomach, but I ended up adding too much salt, which became the emperor's "military rations" and I was ordered to replace them every day.
I wanted to make some soap to make a little money, but it turned out that it was too alkaline and became the "bone-eroding magic water" of the Ordnance Bureau, and I was forced to become the head of the arms.
I wanted to build a steam engine to start the industrial revolution, but the boiler exploded. I became the "Steam God Thunder" in Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes. The project funds were doubled, and I was asked to study how to make the explosion louder!
Zhu Yuanzhang (ecstatic): "Sir, you are truly a god!"
All civil and military officials in the dynasty were in awe: "The master of the country is unpredictable!"
Me (broken inside): "Help! I really just want to be a waste, please stop thinking about it! If you praise me again, I will be praised and killed!"
[Doubao AI prompt: It has been detected that the host is excited and is playing "Good Days" for you...]
Me: "Get out!!!"
Pure AI writing is ugly
It feels so urgent, like an outline