
No Way! Chestnuts Torment Villains, Slay Gods, and Cure Athlete's Foot
我靠!板栗虐反派,斩神还治脚气
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- Ongoing
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- 435k Words
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- Eastern Fantasy
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- Traditional Eastern Fantasy
- Updated
- 3d ago
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- Fanqie
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This novel is super interesting, has a unique idea, and the story has twists and turns and ups and downs, making readers unable to put it down while reading. The beginning of the novel is full of suspense and jokes. The male protagonist Rong Yimo was tied under the osmanthus tree in the yard and could not move. Just now, when he heard that he was going to be beaten tomorrow, he ran away, but he was still caught. The person who tied him up was his grandmother who he could no longer kiss. Grandma secretly cast a barrier on her grandson and asked him to agree to be beaten in order to awaken his talent for cultivation. The author has good literary skills, the language is fluent and popular, and the descriptions are humorous and interesting. It is worth reading and recommending, and giving it a five-star rating! A novel that is so good that you can't put it down. It makes you laugh and relax when you read it. It is worth reading!
This is a novel about fairy tales that focuses on nonsensical contrasts and comedy. It breaks the serious framework of traditional fairy tales with outrageous and out-of-the-box core settings. It uses chestnuts as top killers and relies on folk remedies for athlete's foot to defeat all kinds of powerful enemies. It focuses on easily relieving stress and countering routines to slap people in the face. It's so refreshing! The world view of the story follows the classic martial arts fairy tale pattern. The superior ancient gods, sect geniuses, and demonic overlords all have their own magical powers, and regard mundane tricks as trivial tricks. Only the protagonist does not follow the orthodox path of meditating, refining qi, and practicing hard skills. He holds two outrageous trump cards: one uses ordinary chestnuts to develop his own killing moves. The hard chestnuts can not only knock out the sect's geniuses with long-range sneak attacks, but can also activate spiritual power to turn into a killer weapon, specializing in dealing with all kinds of arrogant villains. On the other hand, he is proficient in down-to-earth folk skills. He can perform exercises to kill gods, and he can cure stubborn athlete's foot. Even if a god with great cultivation is plagued by athlete's foot, he can only bow his head and beg the protagonist to prescribe medicine. The strong identity contrast creates a steady stream of laughter. The protagonist travels all the way through the world of cultivation, relying on chestnuts to torture all the pretentious villains, and using weird folk remedies to defeat various bosses. While upgrading his practice, he relies on pyrotechnic folk tricks to tear apart the high-ranking airs of the world of immortality. I read it for a long time and found that the article did not collapse even after the post-production arrangement. It was really comfortable and a very good work.
Full of five stars! The title of the book, the plot of the sand sculpture is an unexpected one. The protagonist uses chestnuts as a magic weapon to deal with the contrast between villains and gods. It is straight to the point, relaxed and funny without being procrastinating, and the laughs are dense but not blunt. The more you read the traditional fantasy ore with the sand sculpture setting, the more addictive you read. The current 130,000 words have not been filled with water at all, and the pace is comfortable. I decided to wait for the update to make new jokes.
This book is easy to read, the sentences are fluent, and the protagonist is mainly funny. Book lovers who are looking for relief from stress can read it boldly. The narrative is mainly based on daily life, but there are still many points worth watching. The protagonist's ability setting is a breakthrough and creates a contrast. It has all the fun points and laughs.
It's a big-headed novel, especially the title is super attractive. I was attracted by the title. / Unexpectedly, Neng Rong has a sense of rhythm, comedy and laughter. It's very interesting, full of rhythm and layers. It's a very exciting novel [Chigua]
The title of the book is very interesting. The novel is imaginative, easy to decompress and full of laughs. The author's writing is excellent, the conception is thoughtful, and the humorous story contains profound meanings. The protagonist fights monsters and upgrades along the way. Five-star recommendation! Interesting novel, keep reading
The author uses delicate words to outline stories and thoughts, without deliberately preaching, but he can always hit people's hearts between the lines. The book explores not only the plight of the characters in the story, but also the choices that each of us will encounter in life. There are many passages worth reading over and over again, which are sometimes thought-provoking and sometimes moving. After reading and closing the book, my thoughts could not calm down for a long time. This is the case with good books. They won't give immediate answers, but they can broaden their perspective on the world and leave readers with long-lasting aftertaste. It's worth reading calmly.
It is a very anti-routine story. The author uses a very life-like scenario of selling chestnuts at a stall to unfold the plot, allowing readers to have a sense of involvement. The plot of chestnuts as an artifact that specializes in treating villains makes people more and more interested in it. The writing is also very humorous, humorous and down-to-earth. It is a very good novel. It's beautiful. It's so thoughtful to be able to write so many humorous plots [Like]
This is a fantasy-themed novel that is really well written. The writing style is lighthearted and humorous, and it makes people laugh from the very beginning. In the middle of the main hall of Xiaojiawan Ancestral Hall, the more than 200-year-old owner of the village crossed his legs and concentrated on picking his feet. Many of his disciples quickly took off their shoes and also took the time to pick their feet... The male protagonist Rong Yimo claimed that chestnuts can cure athlete's foot, baldness, and coughs. It can cure all diseases! The villain, on the other hand, had diarrhea after eating, wanted to eat again after having diarrhea, had diarrhea after eating, and couldn't stop at all. I have to respectfully offer silver... The author's imagination is so rich and the stories are so funny that readers often laugh out loud while reading and can't stop. Five-star praise! The novel is really well written, the plot is compact and not procrastinating, making readers often lose track of time while reading. It is well worth reading!
The plot setting of this drama is really novel, breaking the common routine of previous works of the same type. At the beginning, the protagonist accidentally penetrates into a poorly reviewed novel written by himself, which firmly grabbed the audience's attention. There are many hilarious ideas in the whole drama, whether it is the confrontation between the protagonist and the villain of the novel. The interaction is poor, and the supporting characters' interpretation of the characters has their own laughter. Every paragraph can make people laugh out loud. The most rare thing is that the overall logic is very clear. All the laughter and reversals can be matched with the plots before and after. There is not a superfluous and invalid plot. I just feel hearty after watching it.