Su Chen travels through a parallel world and discovers that the Chinese music scene sucks.
The popular idol's leaky white voice is praised by fans as the sound of nature, the leader's twitching French singing is regarded as avant-garde art, and the nonsense rhetoric is praised as the pinnacle of national style.
Binding the [God-Level Emotional Defense Breaking System] allows people to break their defenses and become stronger through lottery.
Faced with the scene of Berkeley top students giving birth to gods, Su Chen pressed pause in the Baidu live broadcast room and peeled off the millions of sound correction filters: "The treble is all squeezed hard, and the leakage is like a crack in a broken door. People need money to sing, but your brother's singing is life-threatening! Is this treble? This is the sound of a purebred Tibetan yak!"
Fans all over the internet shouted "If you can do it, go ahead, if you can't do it, don't force me".
Su Chen picked up a broken acoustic guitar that cost ten yuan and started massacring the entire domestic entertainment industry!
A reset version of "Big Fish", which dives into the C2 deep-sea whale sound, soars to the D6 sea monster chant, performs a solo duet between a man and a woman, and makes the national team's original song airborne on the spot!
In the song "Left Finger", G6's god-level weak voice pierced the sky and overturned the heavenly caps of the three million viewers!
A black-voiced version of "The Lonely Warrior", singing about the millions of workers being beaten, shocked Ziguang Pavilion, CCTV, etc. To praise: "This is the real strong voice of the times!"
From criticizing the pseudo-antique zombie disco, to insulting the Grammy winner across the ocean, Su Chen has single-handedly stripped off the underpants of the domestic entertainment industry to the point where no scum is left!
The record giants jointly issued a copyright blocking order, leaving Su Chen with no song to sing.
Black fans are having a carnival, trolls are forcing the palace: If you can't come up with an original parasite, prepare to be embarrassed!
Facing the desperate situation, Su Chen sneered: "I will sing the songs that these losers dare not sing! I will write the lyrics that these losers cannot write!"
Reader comments
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It's pretty good-looking. Although I can't move C6 or C8, I don't know how powerful it is! Come on, author 💪💪!