[Cthulhu + live broadcast + sister exposure + city]
Lu Chi set up a system to sign in one Cthulhu item every day, and signed in more than 400 Cthulhu items in a year.
The daily job is to lock them, register them according to grade, write warning labels, and never let any of them get out and cause social unrest.
As a result, one day his sister exposed these Cthulhu items during a live broadcast, and the room on the top floor that had been locked for a year became a hot search topic around the world.
"Family, look, there is a second brother in my brother's house!"
"Brother, this cigarette cannot be lit or extinguished. Is it a new type of electronic cigarette?"
"Brother, why is this abacus so smart? It has calculated the answer to tomorrow's sports lottery."
"Brother, there seems to be a child crying in this earthen jar."
Netizen: Let me go, is this a live broadcast of a supernatural event?
Zhou Yan, a researcher at the National Museum of Natural History: This kind of artifact goes against all common sense I know.
Gu Changchuan from Blue Star Academy of Sciences: If this thing is true, please allow us to rewrite a textbook.
Wen Yian, a leading figure in folklore: Young man, what you are hiding is not an antique, but something else. You know it in your heart.
Lu Chi: I'm just a young man who loves fishing.
[A peacock feather weighing eighty pounds!
[A stack of old newspapers that I fold back every morning!
[A glass bottle filled with thick fog but the cork cannot be removed!
[An ancient sword with an inscription that changes to one word every day!
[A sword that can boil water for a kilometer once it is unsheathed!
A total of four hundred and twenty-seven pieces are numbered in the register.
Water friends around the world: Lu Shou please stop broadcasting, we physics have already fainted in the toilet from crying!
Lu Chi (sighing): I told you earlier, don't enter this room.
