My name is Zeng Qiong, I am thirty-eight years old and unmarried. This name made me really poor. In my previous life, I was the king of takeaway orders in Shanghai. I slipped under a truck on a rainy night and broke a leg. After the leg was reattached, he became a cripple. His parents were gone, and he had 843.6 Yuan left in his bankbook. He lived in a rough brick house in the countryside and received subsistence allowance.
When I woke up, I became the king of the daughter country. The woman in the mirror is stunning, and her waist is so thin that I can pinch her with both hands. I have lived for thirty-eight years without touching a woman, and now I am the top one.
The system said that within one hundred days, four masters and disciples of Tang Monk would be married - Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, Monk Sha, and Zhu Bajie. If you don't get married, you will be killed.
I am a straight man and I want to marry four men? Is there one or a pig? But just one brick in this palace was enough for me to run takeaways for a lifetime in my previous life. The silk quilt was so slippery that I couldn't get up.
"I admit it. I have been poor for half my life, and this life was bought with a broken leg. You four are not worth it."
But what I didn't know was that Zhu Bajie said that my eyes were fake after drinking, and Sha Seng almost strangled me to death on a full moon night. There were two souls living in Tang Seng's body, and the one calling out someone else's name at night was someone else's name. The hardest part was the monkey - he only went into heat with female monkeys.
The system asked me to turn into a female monkey to seduce him. I did.
Later, the system also asked me to marry Tathagata, Jade Emperor, Bodhi, and Zhen Yuanzi. I am a cripple who delivers food, and the farthest I have ever delivered an order has never been outside Jing'an District. Now I want to marry all the gods and Buddhas in the sky.
"Go to hell."
Reader comments
Tang Seng disagreed. I destroyed India and the Tang Dynasty. There is no scripture left, hahahaha. The Jade Emperor Tathagata will take turns to sit, and Wukong agrees.
Tang Seng disagreed. I destroyed India and the Tang Dynasty. There is no scripture left, hahahaha. The Jade Emperor Tathagata will take turns to sit, and Wukong agrees.