World setting: History is the bone, myth is the virus, Chang'an is a huge "faulty server"
——Journey to the West system exploded, the entire Tang Dynasty is my KPI
I woke up from a high-speed car accident and became the number one refugee in the first year of Zhenguan.
I only have half a children's version of "Journey to the West" with me, and an unfinished work report PPT in my mind.
They say my name is Chen Liu, but I know——
I am Chen Lu, the former internet scroller and now the only "abnormal incident temporary worker" in Chang'anxi City.
In this world, the history of the Tang Dynasty is true, but the myth of Journey to the West is "wrong".
The Dragon King reported a 404 error at the bottom of the well, Guanyin's willow branch stuck a USB flash drive, and in the picture album in my arms, Sun Wukong on the cover always turned the pages by himself in the middle of the night, urging me with golden barrage:
"The water well in Yongningfang, P0 level vulnerability, repair it quickly!"
"Warning: The 'Book Burning Monk' is approaching. It is recommended to uninstall this prop (but you dare not)"
Zoroastrianism expects me to fix his family's ancestral "holy fire anti-virus software".
And the latest tip from my crappy book is: **
"Seventy-two original vulnerabilities have been detected, and other anomalies can be upgraded by swallowing them.
Note: You are one of the loopholes. Have fun... Living with bugs. "
So,
When Xuanzang had not yet set out to seek Buddhist scriptures,
When Li Shimin talked about "data stability" in the court,
When all the ghosts in Chang'an are reporting errors in the system——
I, Chen Lu, a former social animal, now a bug,
Decide before going crazy,
First, add the last patch to this chaotic Zhenguan:
"Administrator rights, force shutdown, and then...
Delete myself from my to-do list. "
