
Hiding in the Closet From the Start: I’m Really Not a Player
开局躲衣柜:我真不是渣男啊
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- Ongoing
- Length
- 621k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1d ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Everyday Life as a Tycoon, Without All the Face-Slapping
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Awesome [like] [like] They all feel that after the author gained wealth and freedom, he wrote this autobiography [like] various tips for picking up girls, the psychological changes of the woman [like] [like] various little ideas for getting along with the woman [lick the screen] [lick the screen] The speed of recommending girls is extremely fast, and the daily sweetness is also well written [Blow kiss] [Blow kiss] The most important thing is that the author actually teaches things. Although it is exaggerated in the novel, there is indeed something [sneaky smile] [sneaky smile]
Well, it's quite good. It's a pure urban male harem pleasure story. It's not a commercial fighting style, and there's no conflict in the face. There are no points in the book that make the male protagonist unhappy, but there are no explosive points. Overall, I can read it, but it's not up to date. There are very few people who have read the chapters so far. It's hard to say what the future development will be. I'll give it a good review first. I like it.
Daily writing The description of the protagonist's daily life is plain and happy. The only flaw is that the protagonist's description of the relationship between the two people in his family is a bit implicit. The protagonist looks for too many women, but feels that the sisters in the family are a bit pitiful
The author writes very well Is it very convenient to make up for the memories of the first interaction between the two sisters? The greenness feels the most beautiful. [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart]
I like Uncle Huang the most. I love you, author. Come and fencing🤺🤺~
I give it 9.5 Points. But the protagonist's operation requires too much modeling. Is there anyone who doesn't like modeling [exploration]? I'm really convinced, can't I express my opinion after seeing a little emperor uncle? Aren't the comments of me who top up SVIP more convincing than those who don't even top up VIP? [Eating melon] a group of fun
In daily novels, there is no plot such as business, and it mainly revolves around the relationship between the male protagonist and the woman. I hope the author will write more about the daily life with the two sisters. That kind of harem without emotional foundation is not interesting. Of course, this is for me. Overall it's pretty good, keep going!
It's fun to watch! Neptune's Diary, a tutorial on picking up girls. Don't understand why the rating is so low. Being able to do without a system, not engaging in business, treating money as money, and not tabooing meat and vegetables, these are all my favorite things [laughing evilly] Although I am quick to recommend women, I have collected very few chapters so far (only 4 chapters after 200 chapters?). This pace is considered slow. I hope to collect more and open up the harem.
It's okay. I've read nearly 80 chapters. The male protagonist is a Neptune. He doesn't tolerate meat and vegetables, so he has to eat quickly. The disadvantage is that the plot is too bland and has no ups and downs, just like writing a diary.
The writing is very real and beautiful. The novel reflects reality and the characters are full of color.