This Lousy System Keeps Hoping I'll Make a Fool of Myself, but I Won't Give It the Satisfaction

Zhang Yanxi joins a multinational corporation, where a female executive takes an interest in him because he's handsome. “Come with me, and I'll make sure you rise straight to the top.”

He discovers that “sales and public relations” means drinking with clients and keeping them entertained, while the bonuses have nothing to do with him. He turns her down on the spot: “I sell my brains, not my smile.”

Then he awakens a System.

The System tells him to grovel to his boss. He refuses, and his reward doubles.

The System tells him to suck up to the young master. He tells the guy he “owes me three hundred yuan,” and the reward doubles again.

The System tells him to bribe the gangsters. He wins over their boss with Chinese drinking culture and receives the reward [King of Africa].

The System breaks down: “Host, why do you keep going off-script?! I'm never going to meet my KPIs!!”

Zhang Yanxi: “Whose side is this crappy System even on?”

Later, he discovers that this crappy System is actually a “Fortune's Chosen Son Selection Device.”

And the arrogant coworker he accused of “owing him three hundred yuan” turns out to be the group's young master, who is wildly overthinking things: “He really knew who I was all along... What far-sighted planning!”

Even his aloof female coworker, Su Lunxue, thinks he's flirting with her: “He remembers I only drink Americanos... How sweet...”

Zhang Yanxi: ??? I'm just a side character. Stop making me part of your drama!

[Absurd workplace comedy] [Reverse System] [Wild misunderstandings] [Exiled overseas for work] [Brotherhood] [Light romance]