At first, nobody paid any attention to the sweet singer Lin Naixi.
Until...
She sang “Love You” on a livestream.
The result: the forces backed by Eagle Sauce in the Middle East were routed by a thousand AK-47s that appeared out of thin air.
An Eagle Sauce general: “A coincidence! It has to be a coincidence!”
Later, she performed the dance “Paradise” on a variety show.
The result: the Academy of Sciences of the Dragon Kingdom received the complete design plans for Eagle Sauce’s F-35, and its fighter jets were upgraded overnight.
Eagle Sauce’s intelligence agency: “What the hell! We have a mole!”
Later still, she held a concert for ten thousand people and blew a sweet kiss toward the camera.
The result: the latest nuclear submarine Eagle Sauce had been hiding in the Dragon Kingdom’s waters was hauled up right then and there.
The entire Pentagon fell apart: “Hurry! Make her stop singing! Every time she sings, something happens to us!”
Netizens around the world: “We thought she was in entertainment, but she’s actually fueling an arms race?”
The Dragon Kingdom’s Strategic Deception Bureau: “No, you’ve got it wrong. She really is just an ordinary girl who loves to sing (completely serious).”
Lin Naixi: “I really just want to become a diva...”
