At the last moment before getting a room with a goddess, Chen Mo transmigrates into Tang Sanzang.
Chen Mo doesn’t panic. He used to be a small-business executive, after all. Leading a team to fight monsters? Easy.
But then...
The first monster doesn’t even bother with them, and the System says the difficulty is too low.
Sun Wukong kills a monster in one blow, and the System rates the difficulty as zero.
Chen Mo has no choice but to spread the rumor that eating Tang Sanzang’s flesh grants immortality to lure monsters in, and then keep Sun Wukong from finishing them off too quickly.
He even has to help the immortals’ pets go through the motions and complete their tribulations, making sure Wukong doesn’t actually kill them...
Chen Mo breaks down. “These aren’t the Eighty-One Tribulations. They’re eighty-one KPIs!”
He used to think Tang Sanzang was blind and stupid. Only after transmigrating does he understand: Tang Sanzang isn’t stupid. He’s just cooking the books!
If you can’t lead a team, you’ll just have to work yourself to death.
