I Accidentally Made Myself the Top

Self-love and self-pairing + inhuman calamity god x deranged Daoist + older love interest + Chinese-style cosmic horror + ensemble cast, multiple couples + natural disasters Jiang Yu felt that his luck was hit or miss. The bad: He had lost his memory, was dirt poor, and had to feed two bottomless eaters. The good: “Kind-hearted people” kept giving him purses full of money, divine weapons, and even showing up at his door to let him beat them up. That monster named Liu Yueheng was not only handsome, but could really take a beating. Every time Jiang Yu beat him, he recovered a little more of his memory. “Who are you?” “I'm your master.” “Oh. Goodbye, Master. I'm off to beat up monsters.” Then one day, Jiang Yu discovered that he was actually the “past” of an ancient calamity god, and the monster master he beat up every day was his future self? And a calamity god, too? What do I do? I think I accidentally made my future self fall in love with me! Content warning: This is purely a work of personal kinks. There are lots of couples, all based on my personal kinks, and plenty of headcanon. Don't read if that's not your thing.