Demon Slayer: Boss, Stop Sucking!

#Demon Slayer Fanfic #Yuri #Ridiculous Transmigration #Yandere? No, a Tsundere Boss #The Charging Battery's Comeback

I transmigrated. Good news. I became Muzan Kibutsuji's personal “charging battery.” Bad news. I discovered that my short-tempered boss is actually a cross-dressing beauty (crossed out), or rather, she's a gorgeous woman to begin with. Not sure whether that's good or bad. Lin Xiao obediently offers her blood on the surface. “Please enjoy, Boss.” Inside, she screams: How is this awful woman even harder to deal with than a client!

To stay alive, she spends a thousand years watching from the sidelines and slacking off. She watches her boss become the handsome young nobleman Tsukihiko, marry a wife, and have a bunch of kids, making the Ubuyashiki Family weep for generations. Lin Xiao: You really know how to mess with people's heads. Respect. But then her boss tires of playing human, returns to her true form as a queen, and turns around to complain that Lin Xiao will grow old and die. She promptly transforms her into an immortal “half-demon.” Lin Xiao: ??? Thank you so much. Muzan grips her chin, smiling dangerously yet beautifully. “You belong to me. Don't even think about running away.” Lin Xiao thinks: I'm doomed. I think this girl is serious.

A thousand years fly by. The Demon Slayer Corps brings their swords right to their doorstep. Muzan takes her hand and asks, “Will you come with me, or help them cut me down?” Lin Xiao takes a deep breath and pulls out the little notebook of Muzan's weaknesses she's secretly kept for a thousand years. “Sorry, I'm choosing a third option.”