My name is Li Nezha, yes, I am that naughty kid who has cramps, makes trouble in the East China Sea, and returns to his father by removing his bones.
Once I woke up, I found that I had really become this little devil! Moreover, the timing of the time travel is extremely embarrassing - it has been more than a thousand years since the Conferred Gods ended, and I am still a three-inch boy who has not grown up!
The most outrageous thing is this world - Yang Chan looks at me with that strange look every day, Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen are both strict henpeckers, and my "good second brother" Mu Zha wants to be a matchmaker for me all day long!
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the 'Lotus Incarnation Growth System' and signing in for the first time to get [One Inch Height]!"
... An inch?
What made the big guys in the three realms collapse even more was that the heavenly secret disk showed: "This child has transcended destiny and is a big variable. He cannot be measured, cannot be calculated, and cannot be messed with!"
Jade Emperor: "Check! Check it out for me!"
Tathagata: "This son is destined to be my Buddha... Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it."
I just want to grow taller quietly and fall in love with sister Yang Chan. But why do people always jump out to stop me?
Since you won't let me have an easy time, then I will use the Qiankun Circle to smash your chessboard, and use Huntian Ling to disrupt the situation in the three realms!
