Dressed as a refugee from the Qin State, I conquered the First Emperor with a bowl of pickled fish.
System: Congratulations to the host, your pickled fish was praised as "immortal meal" by Qin Shihuang.
Me: Your Majesty, another bowl? Free shipping, dear!
He originally wanted to open a chain store but then gave up. Unexpectedly, the First Emperor became addicted to the food and visited privately incognito to check in every day.
The richest man in Great Qin? No, my goal is to conquer the six countries with hot pot and unify weights and measures with kebabs!
