Traveling Through Time and Being a Donkey Kicking All over the World

The school beauty handed me the room key, and when I saw that I was about to end my single life, I dressed up as a donkey. I thought I was going to die, but a group of monks went crazy and decided that I was some kind of devil donkey that stepped on the sky and insisted on taking me back to the sect to be the donkey ancestor. All the ferocious beasts in the mountains recognize me as their big brother and say that I can bring light to them. I just want to go back to my hometown and get married safely, but in this world I am surrounded by beauties, all of whom don't want betrothal gifts. What should I do if I encounter such an outrageous thing?