Transmigrated as a Fake Eunuch, I Help the Regent King Rise to Power With My Inner Voice

I’m Li Jiu, a soon-to-be history graduate and heir to a funeral business. One day, I transmigrate and take someone else’s identity, becoming a fake eunuch who has snuck into a lord’s bed.

He is Ying Yan, regent of the Great Ye dynasty. He loathes the living, and anyone who comes within three feet of him makes him nauseous.

Yet not only can he hear my thoughts, he’s also started treating me like a walking calming potion, carrying me around wherever he goes!

I complain in my head that the court officials are a bunch of idiots, and he immediately starts snatching things right in the middle of court.

I feel sorry for him when people spread vicious rumors about him and saddle him with a bad reputation, so he pins me to the imperial bed, gets frisky with me, and carries me to court, showing off our affection for all to see.

I pity him because both of the consorts in his household are spies, one of them cheating and the other trying to spy on him. He promptly disbands his harem and makes me one of the only two masters of the prince’s manor.

The Empress Dowager is waiting to see us forced to “produce an heir.” A concubine, resentful of my favor, taunts me: “You enjoy his devotion now, Right Chief Historian, but one day the entire court of Great Ye will kneel and demand that he fill his harem and sire a royal heir. When that happens, will you be able to stomach another woman bearing his child?”

Me: “If we have no children, then so be it…”

Ying Yan, raising an eyebrow: “I’ve already obtained the Empress Dowager’s decree. I’ll marry you as my principal consort, with all the rites due a prince’s official wife.”

Me: “!!!”