The Empress Learns to Lie Flat from Me

Name: The Empress Learns to Lie Flat from Me
Author: Jing Xingzhou

女帝跟我学躺平

by Jing Xingzhou (靖行舟)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 254k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Lighthearted, Funny, Transmigration, System, Overworked Office Worker Cultivates Immortality, Lie Flat, Subverting the Usual Tropes, Slice of Life

Lin Feng, a former product manager at a major tech company, worked the infamous 996 schedule until he dropped dead. Then his soul transmigrated into the world of immortal cultivation.

On his first day there, he discovered that this world was even more cutthroat than his old company. Menial workers faced elimination based on their rankings, disciples were made to cultivate on a 996 schedule, and even the cafeteria had KPI assessments.

Lin Feng gave up. He had worked himself to death in his last life. All he wanted now was to lie flat.

But then a [Merit Cultivation System] forcibly bound itself to him. While others gained power by killing and seizing treasures, he had to do good deeds and accumulate merit?

With no choice, Lin Feng started stirring things up across the cultivation world:

He set KPIs for the cafeteria ladies, cited the Labor Law to take on the Enforcement Hall, used business plans to talk the Empress into things, founded the cultivation world's first newspaper, and established the “Lie-Flat Manor”...

Before the major sects could even denounce him as a heretic, they looked up to find that all the young cultivators in the cultivation world had already joined his club.

Su Qingkong, the Empress of the Qingyun Sect, privately asked him, “What are you really trying to do?”

Lin Feng lounged in a rocking chair, basking in the sun. “Nothing much. I just want this world to have a four-day workweek.”

Also known as:

“I’m Practicing Dual Cultivation in the Cultivation World”

“Forced Back to Work After I Started Lying Flat”

“The Whole Cultivation World Wants to Learn How to Slacken Off”

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