[Gaming esports + sharp-tongued anti-scammer + getting played in reverse + sweet romance + intense push and pull + hilarious face-slapping]
“Your wife in an online game absolutely cannot be a girl.”
When Lin Che posted this in the all-server channel, everyone thought he was crazy. No one knew that three years earlier, he'd fallen for someone online. The “23-year-old sweet girl” Xia Xia on the other end of their video call had actually been a scruffy, bearded middle-aged man who'd gazed coyly into the camera and cooed, “Hubby~ Hubby, hubby~”
After that, he made one ironclad rule: every female character online was a hairy-legged man.
Until the System matched him with a Star Archer whose avatar was a pink teddy bear: “Pudding Today, Too.”
“Bro, how old are you?”
“I'm 18, just turned legal.”
“Funny, I'm 18 too. Just turned legal for the third time.”
“Give it up, Uncle. You're not fooling anyone.”
“I'm sick of seeing pink teddy bear avatars.”
He thought he knew how this script went. Then, in a dungeon, the other player interrupted the boss's casting with a Wind Trace and calmly said, “Hubby~ Quick, crouch down.”
Lin Che heard that and clenched his fist so hard it was as if he could shatter a planet. In short, it was a starburst-level reaction.
“Your moves... They're pro-level, right?”
“Take a guess~”
“...Damn, you dragged out the last word again?”
Later, when someone in the guild chat asked what his sister-in-law was like, Lin Che sneered, “Sooner or later, I'm going to tear off her mask.”
That night, Pudding sent him a private message: “Then I'm your wife, too!”
Lin Che turned red with rage and threw his VR headset.
Lin Che! You're done for!!!
The divine book comes to the world, keep it and read it slowly